- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
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In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.
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- Everyone: Are you okay
- Everyone: You look tired
- Everyone: You look upset
- Everyone: You look confused
- Everyone: Are you mad at me
- Everyone: What are you mad at
- Me: IT'S MY FACE
